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A Concise Guide of Goofy Grammar Rules for Bloggers

The great promise that blogs have exalted is the fact that anyone can write their opinions and thoughts about anything. The great curse that has resulted is . . . well . . . pretty much everyone does.

I am not sure why it bothers me, but there are a few basic English rules that make me cringe when not followed or even if no attempt to follow has occured. I have created the following guide as a service to fellow bloggers:

To/Two/Too:
Two is the word to indicate a number. You could use the numeral (2) too.

They’re/There/Their
There is a place or reference. Their is used when there is two or more and they’re possessive.

Affect/Effect
You are affected (influenced) by the effects (outcome). Similarly, you can affect an effect .

Your/You’re/Yore/Yer
If you use the one with the apostrophe, your word is actually a contraction combining you and are. Yore is rarely used, so don’t bother. Yer should only be used in narrative involving rednecks, hillbillies or drunks.

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  1. Funny thing is, I know these rules, but sometimes I get typing fast and mess them up. It’s not like a typo, it’s like my brain thought of the word, the wrong word, and typed it. Later I read what I wrote and think, “Oh no, I hope nobody thinks I’m that stupid.”

    Alas, I am sure there are many people who think that anyway. You’ll have that, when you throw your thoughts on a blog.

  2. I see those on your blog. I do that sometimes. But I am anal and have to read my post three times after I post it. If I just posted it, I’ll fix it. If it is an old post, I’ll correct it and put the old verbiage in strikethrough to indicated I have corrected. Not sure anyoen but me cares - but sometimes I think I am the only one reading my blogs anyway. So at least my one reader (me) is happy.

  3. You forgot the worst one: “their” “there” “they’re”

  4. um . . . no. It’s there.

  5. Ah yes, they’re it is!

  6. Jackass! Don’t set me up on my own blog. Yer being a fool.